Alright, listen up, 'cause this is scientifical. Ya'll better drop your cerebral drawers 'cause I'm about to blow your minds.

Compound microscopes, radioactive isotopes.
Spectrometer, seperate mass. Sublimation, solid to gas.
Logarithm, square the roots. Chemical spill, hazmat suit.
No D's, C's, B's for me, just Ph. D. since I was three.

Stool ain't nothin' but a pile of shit that I don't give when I analyse it.
If you want relativity, go fuck your momma at light speed.

Culture, Petris, research disease,
Substrain theories, hy-po-the-ses.
Human nature, nomenclature, argon laser, Occam's Razor.

In a given system the simplest answer is usually the correct one. Asshole.

Tesla's coil thang, Steve Hawking's robot twang.
Euclid liked protractor pulls, Heseinberg's quarky principle.
Radon killed the curious madam, Niels Bohr's faggoty atom.
Well, I hope some day they terraform Mars so we can get fucked up in Martian bars.

I want tits on a shark and I'll make 'em green, that's what I'll do with my hand in your genes.
Genes ain't nothing but expressions of cells, and hydrogen sulfide makes farts smell.

373 Kelvin degrees, Darwin's species, these chimpanzies.
Dual-core chipdip, bluescreen diskslip, Pascal's trytip, wormhole timerip.

Yeah, it's the second reference of the film Contact, so what?

Kingdom, phylum, order, but I've got no class. Well, I'll rearrange your face when I'm clonin' your ass.
And if you've got two X chromosomes I'll coat your velvety walls, with all them flagellets, swimmin' in my balls.

Put my jism in your schism, make another organism.

Two, three, five, seven!

Vasectomies shut down testes. Fifty cc's, fluid feces.
Kidneys expelled, NaCl, Alfred Nobel's TNT cells.
Mendel's green beads, [undecipherable], teenage acne, look like Twinkies.
You've been told down to my soul, I'm a de-oxy-ribo-nucleic asshole, carryin' the two
I'm a God damned Bunsen burnin' son-of-a-bitch, and my chemical symol's FU.